FJORD NEWS
🌊 Storm drama in the fjord – trolls weep, Egotroll stays silent
The fjord couldn’t take it anymore. First it howled, then it tilted, and finally the harbour went to sleep on the bottom. Since early morning trolls have been sitting on the shore, holding their nets and groaning in rhythm with the waves.
“We have nothing to fish with! Even the seaweed blew away!” complains Trollamil, who for the first time in his life saw the wind pull a boat onto the rocks faster than he could finish his coffee.
Government reaction
The authorities react slowly but with dignity. Prime Minister Egotroll announced a ban on speaking badly about the weather.
“Wind is a natural climate phenomenon, not a reason for whining.” he said, smiling as if after a well-performed stage play.
“Besides, the fjord will not repair itself if all we do is complain.”
The fjord, naturally, did not repair itself.
Snuttroll’s new regulations
Snuttroll from the Weather Police introduced a new rule: anyone who swears during a storm must hold onto the lighthouse pole for one hour to feel empathy with the wind.
Statement from the Minister of Weather
Minister Miljødød assured that he will establish a commission for winds and storms, but only after he finds his rubber boots, which flew off in an unknown direction.
⚓ The trolls won’t lose heart
Meanwhile, the trolls, undeterred by misfortune, try to repair their boats with whatever the wind did not carry away: old barrels, pieces of a fence, and a bucket that previously belonged to the neighbour from the harbour. They claim that if the storm returns, they will be ready this time, because they will build the harbour under water, “so it will never blow away again.”
🪶 Editorial comment:
The sky is clouding over again. Egotroll is reportedly planning a new law – “On Responsible Cloud-Gazing”. In short: anyone who looks at the sky with worry spreads pessimism. In Trollandia even the weather must be optimistic. 🌧️😄