The Return of Trollstjerna – recycled shine

The airwaves of Trollandia are trembling once more, because Trollstjerna — once a star of the political firmament — has reappeared on television. Not as a relic of the past, but as a self-proclaimed prophet of the future — and, interestingly, the loudest critic of Egotroll, her former ally in the fine art of nationwide troll-enchantment.

Not long ago, they stood together on the same stage, handing out smiles and promises like free samples of anti-wrinkle troll cream. Today Trollstjerna, glowing in studio lights, says with dignity:

“I am not against Egotroll. I am simply for Trollandia.”

The audience nods, while the crew backstage quietly muffles their laughter. Because in Trollandia everyone knows that “being for Trollandia” means the same thing as poking a stick into an anthill and calling it social climate research.

🎙️ The debate — a one-star theatre

In the show “Evening with the Trolls”, Trollstjerna sat across from a trollonomics expert and two commentators skilled mainly at sitting in armchairs. All agreed that Trollandia needs “a fresh start” — which in trollish translates to: “old faces under new lighting.”

“I have no political plans,” Trollstjerna assured, “But if the nation calls upon me…”

At that exact moment, the studio lights went out — presumably out of embarrassment.

🌙 Egotroll is silent (which means the plan is underway)

When asked for comment, Egotroll simply said:

“I do not comment on Trollandia’s internal affairs.”

These words, repeated by him in every situation since 2015, now function as a mantra for self-promotion and crisis anaesthesia. According to Trollposten sources, the government is currently analysing how to “respond without responding” — a favourite tactic of the troll elite, consisting of doing nothing while pretending to consider all options.

🧠 Commentary by the Chief Chronicler of Trollandia

Many ask: “Why return, when one has already descended from the mountains in glory once before?” The answer is simple: in Trollandia, every troll yearns for a camera — even if it’s just a surveillance one in a public office.

Trollstjerna is not returning for power, but for the light. And light in Trollandia is treacherous — it can illuminate the darkest intentions, but just as easily reveal who is truly pulling the strings.

✨ Summary

For now, Trollstjerna shines again — though whether by her own glow or reflected studio lighting is unclear. One thing is certain: the scent of political recycling is back in Trollandia, and that is always a sign that a new campaign is on the horizon.