Special Report
How Truth Disappears
Recipient: Ministry of Invisible Affairs
Introduction
The Ministry of Invisible Affairs registers a phenomenon involving the gradual disappearance of truth. The process has neither a single triggering point nor a fixed location. A working designation has been adopted, which does not explain the phenomenon, but facilitates document circulation.
Zero Point
The initiating moment is defined as the partial resurfacing of matters previously considered permanently swept under the carpet.
It has not been determined who lifted the carpet, for what purpose, or whether the action was intentional. The incident was classified as a temporary irregularity that failed to conclude within the anticipated timeframe.
Symptoms
The disappearance of truth proceeds in stages:
- questions cease to be asked,
- answers cease to be recorded,
- documents cease to be produced.
In place of data, statements emerge explaining the absence of data.
System Response
In response to the informational gap, a Unit for Monitoring the Invisible was established. The unit’s first decision was to request reports.
The reports were intended to restore order, identify sources, and confirm that nothing had occurred.
Dragons
Particular concern was noted among the dragons. For the first time, they were required to submit flight reports, route records, and justifications for their presence in areas defined in documentation as non-existent.
The dragons display signs of nervousness. Not due to guilt, but because they have never before been required to explain what they have seen from above.
Operational Conclusion
The Ministry assures that the situation is under control. Control consists of maintaining a state in which it remains unclear who exercises it, what it concerns, or where it formally takes place.
The report is considered complete at the present stage.
Annex
On carpets and ordering tools
CARPETS
Tools previously used for the purpose of ordering matters.
Deemed unstable due to a tendency to lift
and move in an uncontrolled manner.
The phenomenon has been provisionally designated
as carpet-related levitation.
SIDE EFFECTS
Include temporary exposure of matters
previously considered resolved,
migration of dust in directions
not covered by existing instructions,
and increased interest from observers.
ORDERING TOOLS
Exhibit excessive delicacy,
delayed effectiveness,
and a tendency to remove content
rather than causes.
DRAGONS
Collisions between dragon flight paths
and carpets in the levitating phase have been recorded.
No binding guidelines regarding right of way exist.
Reports have been acknowledged.
SUPPLEMENTARY CLAUSE
Due to the ongoing state of semi-visibility,
the Ministry does not rule out
further monitoring of the phenomenon.
The document remains open.
The Return of Trollstjerna – recycled shine
The airwaves of Trollandia are trembling once more, because Trollstjerna — once a star of the political firmament — has reappeared on television. Not as a relic of the past, but as a self-proclaimed prophet of the future — and, interestingly, the loudest critic of Egotroll, her former ally in the fine art of nationwide troll-enchantment.
Not long ago, they stood together on the same stage, handing out smiles and promises like free samples of anti-wrinkle troll cream. Today Trollstjerna, glowing in studio lights, says with dignity:
“I am not against Egotroll. I am simply for Trollandia.”
The audience nods, while the crew backstage quietly muffles their laughter. Because in Trollandia everyone knows that “being for Trollandia” means the same thing as poking a stick into an anthill and calling it social climate research.
🎙️ The debate — a one-star theatre
In the show “Evening with the Trolls”, Trollstjerna sat across from a trollonomics expert and two commentators skilled mainly at sitting in armchairs. All agreed that Trollandia needs “a fresh start” — which in trollish translates to: “old faces under new lighting.”
“I have no political plans,” Trollstjerna assured, “But if the nation calls upon me…”
At that exact moment, the studio lights went out — presumably out of embarrassment.
🌙 Egotroll is silent (which means the plan is underway)
When asked for comment, Egotroll simply said:
“I do not comment on Trollandia’s internal affairs.”
These words, repeated by him in every situation since 2015, now function as a mantra for self-promotion and crisis anaesthesia. According to Trollposten sources, the government is currently analysing how to “respond without responding” — a favourite tactic of the troll elite, consisting of doing nothing while pretending to consider all options.
🧠 Commentary by the Chief Chronicler of Trollandia
Many ask: “Why return, when one has already descended from the mountains in glory once before?” The answer is simple: in Trollandia, every troll yearns for a camera — even if it’s just a surveillance one in a public office.
Trollstjerna is not returning for power, but for the light. And light in Trollandia is treacherous — it can illuminate the darkest intentions, but just as easily reveal who is truly pulling the strings.
✨ Summary
For now, Trollstjerna shines again — though whether by her own glow or reflected studio lighting is unclear. One thing is certain: the scent of political recycling is back in Trollandia, and that is always a sign that a new campaign is on the horizon.